My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. I thoight I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska. But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian. These top snow jokes and winter jokes for kids will get your children to laugh (and help you relax) no matter how cold it gets. ... "Now take this pick and go find me some gold!" Eye Jokes. by Mike Spohr. Cheesy jokes. A big list of eye jokes! My grief counselor died the other day. BuzzFeed Staff. The ones where the punchline doesn’t make you laugh, it makes you audibly groan with discomfort and frustration. I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they’d mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling each other jokes. Right from the get-go, you’re not looking for a laugh. Yes, there are mom jokes out there too, but, as much as we hate to say it, dad jokes still take the cake. The bone doctor’s jokes were humorous but the eye doctor’s jokes were cornea. Eye Jokes I spy with my little eye... Beano's cataclysmic collection of entertaining eye jokes! The Perfect Dad Joke “I think a dad joke,” explains Daniel Kibblesmith, “and just to be clear, ‘dad joke’ gets thrown around a lot more, but there’s no shortage of moms doing this kind of material — has to be groan-inducing. 116 of them, in fact! Bringing horror to the listener horror much to the dad’s delight. The best dad jokes are the ones you see you coming a mile away. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! It really doesn’t matter if it’s a funny dad joke or a bad dad joke, the reaction is always the same. In these awful times, we can at least turn to these for a brief respite from the dumpster fire raging around us.And so, without further ado, check out our favorite dad jokes of all time. 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